Get the official shirt of Jason.Mallory.Net


Don't pass up the chance to be the first person on your block to own one. These quality made, %100 natural, polyester t-shirts were hand-stitched together by seven-year-olds in Taiwan. Just send $299.99, thirteen UPC proofs of purchase from any size Cheerios box, seven gallons of white latex paint, two pounds of mongolian beaver cheese, and one squashed insect to: Jason.Mallory.Net, PO Box 555, New Albany IN, 47150.




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